Am I the only one who sits in class wondering if I should really be retaining anything I’ve learned in these classes?..
Two giant Tigger mugs full of coffee to shake this NyQuil.. Homework time? Someone bring me soup? Please?
So do opossums.
I’m paying $4000/semester to learn that opossums have 2 penises.. What am I doing with my life?
This NyQuil needs to stop fucking with me so I can get shit done.
From a Blog entitled: 10 Worst College Towns Ever.
So that’s where we are in CT
THIS.
I just went to get fingerprinted for a third time for my job at town hall.. a lovely couple from Australia was getting documents in order and were telling me how weird it is seeing people carrying guns here and how in Australia they only carry tazers and clubs, and rarely use those.. Long story short, I was really tempted to ask them why the hell they picked Storrs, CT as their new home, but I felt the policemen around me wouldn’t find it so funny.
who the fuck comes up with these
Well, this is a bit strange.. I’ve been waking up at 3am with no reason for a good week now…
I miss begging my parents to let me stay home when I was sick.. I’m sick today and have no classes to go to.. where’s the fun in that?
Thinks everything she buys at the dollar store is on sale because it’s only a dollar.
Our moms would be best friends.
kangaroo song.
kangaroo song.
KANG-A-ROO SONG!
ALRIIIIIIIIIGHT!
Literally just watched this.. on VHS…
In response to the United States Department of Justice shutting down the popular MEGAUPLOAD website, hacktivist group Anonymous has shut down the Department of Justice website.
I think Anonymous won the hearts of millions today.
That’s why I don’t seek out revenge and intentionally ruin the lives of people who’ve done me wrong.
Smoking cigs with Joey while watching the ex-roommate stand outside in the cold because her new building’s fire alarm has been going off for about 40 minutes.
