February 2012
15 posts
And this, my friends, is how the world will end in...
2010: You're only cool if you have silly bandz.
2011: Planking is boss.
2012: HEY! Let's all choke on cinnamonn.
I love logging onto Facebook to have the first thing I see be a picture from my cousin of her brand new Audi from her parents for no reason. God I fucking you.
Stress level: a million.
Two emergency vet visits in a weekend.. on top of the first one last week when we found out he has Lyme disease. This dog is going to be the end of my bank account..
On the bright side, the apartment is spotless. I just zoned out and didn’t even realize I was cleaning. I guess depression has its pluses.
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So the third roommate only comes home on the nights that I have an 8am class the next morning, then steals the shower on me so I can’t go to bed at a reasonable hour because I have to wait for the hot water to get back to a normal temperature, and then bitches about my alarm going off at 6am. I think it’s safe to say that this is the last female I will ever live with.
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January 2012
21 posts
Am I the only one who sits in class wondering if I should really be retaining anything I’ve learned in these classes?..
Two giant Tigger mugs full of coffee to shake this NyQuil.. Homework time? Someone bring me soup? Please?
This NyQuil needs to stop fucking with me so I can get shit done.
I miss begging my parents to let me stay home when I was sick.. I’m sick today and have no classes to go to.. where’s the fun in that?
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My Mother,
tallpaulsaid:
Thinks everything she buys at the dollar store is on sale because it’s only a dollar.
Our moms would be best friends.
chelsea1dagger7:
fireandregeneration:
kangaroo song.
kangaroo song.
KANG-A-ROO SONG!
ALRIIIIIIIIIGHT!
Literally just watched this.. on VHS…
The First Battle of the Internet War
wickedclothes:
In response to the United States Department of Justice shutting down the popular MEGAUPLOAD website, hacktivist group Anonymous has shut down the Department of Justice website.
I think Anonymous won the hearts of millions today.
Karma is the biggest bitch.
That’s why I don’t seek out revenge and intentionally ruin the lives of people who’ve done me wrong.
Smoking cigs with Joey while watching the ex-roommate stand outside in the cold because her new building’s fire alarm has been going off for about 40 minutes.
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The gloves are coming off..
It was YOUR decision to move out. You said you’d be out by today, and yet, I am still getting calls from my new roommate saying nothing has moved. I’ve talked to the landlord, who’s said your apartment is fully ready. I just found out that your scummy boyfriend has also been living in the apartment, so, as I see it, you currently owe me 2 weeks of rent since both of you are...
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December 2011
52 posts
Sitting in my room naked because I can.
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Mom's joke.
Mom: You know why Santa doesn't have any children, right?
Me: No... why?
Mom: Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney.
I have absolutely no Christmas spirit right now.
I almost just got into a head-on collision.
I’m tired and cranky from staying up late and celebrating being 20 last night.
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
On the bright side, my dog is dressed as Santa Claus because of my mom. Pictures later.
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I can’t stop staring at my awesome grades so far on studentadmin.
Like, it’s a problem.
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Can you solve this puzzle?
You are riding on a beautiful white horse.
On your left side is a drop off.
On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion.
In front of you are four large gazelles, which won’t get out of your way and you can’t seem to overtake.
Behind you is a stampede of horses.
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Give up?
Get your drunk behind off of the...
It amazes me how incredibly in love I still am with you.